

Fair Price Required
A grubby little miser Sat in a hole Looking at the moon For tales to be sold Of dark deeds deathly haunts How people lost their souls...


Fortune Teller
Beauty in the mirror Cracked a little joke About a Fortune Teller His leg caught in a spoke Who fell upon the pavement Which took away...


Arranged Marriage
She was ever so large That it took a big barge To ship her to land Where he could ask for her hand A crane at the dock Lifted her frock...


Naughty Meg Butler
Naughty Meg Butler Is in trouble again She fell down the stairs Because she’s a pain The reasons quite clear For this troubled Miss Her...


Mother oh Mother
Mother oh Mother Mother of mine Come down to dinner Where we will dine Laid on a table Rivers of beef Boggy potatoes Cabbage fine leaf...


Rented Accommodation
‘Doctor’, I said ‘I’ve a hole in my head it’s been there a week and made me feel weak.’ ‘Patient’, he said, ‘As you have a hole in your...