Politics
Political Supper Sat in a tree Looked at the grass Said, ‘You are free’ Grass looked at the sky Wandered a branch Sniffed a white daisy...
Red
The colour red Went to bed Without his head Against a sea of blue He said, ‘I’m dead Though I’ve been fed On grass as green as new’ The...
Leg
The builder took his leg off Dipped it in his tea Wrapped it in an envelope Sent it by the sea The leg was a missionary To spread news...
Olivia's Poem
Olivia trod On a black adders head Buried him quietly In the sofa as dead Down sat her father With a large beer When out came the snake...
Literary Affair
Pen and paper Had an affair Not that it mattered For nobody cared They wrote of their love Expressed from their heart To be together And...
Lost Mermaid
Tol went for a paddle In the deep blue sea Saw a crab walking Whilst drinking his pee Watched mussels on lobsters Filing their nails...
Mother Trouble
Bill Board Butcher Has sliced up his mum She had tied up his laces They’d come undone He had tripped on a screw top Asleep in the snow...
Eagle's Journey
Goodbye said the Eagle To the birds on the wing I’m of to the land Where the honey bird sings The journey is long And over the seas To...
Midget
Stood a little midget Looking in the sky Wishing at the rainbow So that he could fly Down came a raindrop Landed on his chin Rolled down...
Penny Piece
Samuel had a penny He put it in his ear The reason for this folly Was never really clear When he looked you sideways The queen glinted in...